... and we must say
it is rather impressive, indeed, what some of you were willing to offer for the little beauty.
As one might expect, the number of bids we received was astronomical. We summarize them below in tabulated form to give all you bidders a sense of your competition.
Oh, and the item itself? The auctioning party is considering all bids, and is expected to make a determination sometime in the near-to-middling future.
10,473 Cash Offering - Under $100 US 255 Cash Offering - Between $101 - $500 US 3 Cash Offering - $501 - $8,000 US 1 Cash Offering - Over $8,000 US 7,445 Apparent Current Contents of Bidder's Pocket(s) 4,016 Vintage Vinyl and/or Historically (Ir)Relevant Sound Recordings 832 Female Spouses, Significant-Others, Family Members 78 Male Spouses, Significant-Others, Family Members 443 Musical Instruments 222 Architectural Structure(s) 88 Biological Matter 1,876 Alcohol, "Tobacco", and/or Firearms 83 Somebody's Gold Teeth 80 Foodstuffs 7,432 Entertainment, Sporting Event, or Vacation Package 603 Real Estate/Timeshares 199 Mammals, Reptiles, Actinopterygii 12 "My Immortal Soul" 87 Cosmetic Surgery 92 Legal, Medical, Dental Services 1 Free Cable 80 Toys, Action Figures, Stuffed Animals 148 "Some Really Neat Flash For Your Website" 396 Massage, Chiropractic, Misc. Body Work 85 Confections 873 The Honor Of Producing Bidder's Debut CD 955 The Honor Of Performing Bidder's Musical Composition 231 The Honor Of Funding Bidder's Screenplay 21 The Honor Of Kissing Bidder's Ass 13,076 Misc/Other ??????? Uncounted