Haiku

contributed by various members of the touring party

                  Passports forgotten
                  Kawai and Dad in limbo
                  "Beavis and Butt-Head" or worse

		  Salaryman, I
		  paralyzed by repression
		  Dancing vaginas?

		  Walter sings new song
		  Box of Rears, maybe Riars
		  Bring yen home two days!

		  Titus seeks tortoise
		  Excited from the beauty
		  Yellow showers fall

		  Robo Chicken crows:
		  Romance opportunity
		  Go get'em Scottie!

		  Akasaka Prince
		  Everything is plastic here
		  Including the grinds

		  Elinor, Walter
		  photograph brown berry butt
		  "Horrible parents!"

		  Girl's heart beats faster
		  Show biz life draws to a close
		  Boy goes home lonely